I'm going to Hell

But at least I'll have company. I won't go into what I did that made Dave's soul hurt just a little, though the memory of the look of shock and horro on his face will warm the cockles of my heart for years to come, but rather I refer to what Aidan sent me.

Ladies and Gentleman (and especially my homies that used to roll around in the "grape" van...Hi Jeff!) may I introduce you to

The Grapist!