Possibly the greatest thing ever

So I've recently found myself contemplating the risks and rewards of internet dating (see: come to the conclusion I would like to date casually without it turning out to be my boss' neighbor's daughter's friend or some such).

Now before anyone worries, I have exercised caution in this new endeavor. I read up on various site reviews, and I'm not using my primary email address.

Or my secondary one.

Actually, I'm using the one I set up in order to blackmail Brennan so many years ago when I kidnapped his cowboy hat. You know, the one that I registered in his name to hide who was the perpetrator.

So when the 50 year old biker dude pretending to be a hawt asian chick goes looking for "love", I will be completely safe!

And, even better, I got this email today:

"You sparked someone's interest!

Like you, she's a dog lover.

You both find skinny dipping a turn-on.

You both enjoy dancing.

Find out who she is."

For the Record:
I did not say I was a dog lover.
I did not list skinny dipping as a turn-on.

Thus I can only conclude that Mr. Brennan is ALSO using this address to score the ladies. Cause that describes him...well...not at all really.

But it made me laugh!

Note: I changed the registered name on the email account. I swear. Please B-dawg don't destroy me!